This app changed my life. I used to have hope and dreams. Now I have folders and citations.

Finally, a SaaS product that doesn’t steal my data — mostly because nobody’s using it yet.

This app has everything I didn’t know I needed... mostly because I never opened it.

No bugs, no users, no problem.

Using this app made me realize I know absolutely nothing about research. Thanks, I guess.

Looks great. Functions like a concept. Would recommend for vibes.

Can’t tell if this app helps me work or just gives me more things to organize badly.

10x productivity, 0x user base. Iconic.

Asked the AI to summarize a paper. It ghosted me. Realistic experience tbh.

I’ve seen more action in a dead Trello board.

The design is so minimal, I wasn’t sure if the app was broken or just finished loading.

Watching the user graph flatline has been emotionally enriching — for my business.

They asked for feedback. I gave it. Nothing changed. Classic.

This app will be amazing once someone besides me starts using it.

Zero users, infinite potential. Also, zero documentation.

Technically I’m your most active user. I logged in twice by accident.

The only thing missing more than features is the user base.

Still better than the internal tools at my university.

Wrote this review so the page wouldn’t look empty. You’re welcome.

In the future, this app is huge. Right now, it's just lonely and beautiful.

This app changed my life. I used to have hope and dreams. Now I have folders and citations.

Finally, a SaaS product that doesn’t steal my data — mostly because nobody’s using it yet.

This app has everything I didn’t know I needed... mostly because I never opened it.

No bugs, no users, no problem.

Using this app made me realize I know absolutely nothing about research. Thanks, I guess.

Looks great. Functions like a concept. Would recommend for vibes.

Can’t tell if this app helps me work or just gives me more things to organize badly.

10x productivity, 0x user base. Iconic.

Asked the AI to summarize a paper. It ghosted me. Realistic experience tbh.

I’ve seen more action in a dead Trello board.

The design is so minimal, I wasn’t sure if the app was broken or just finished loading.

Watching the user graph flatline has been emotionally enriching — for my business.

They asked for feedback. I gave it. Nothing changed. Classic.

This app will be amazing once someone besides me starts using it.

Zero users, infinite potential. Also, zero documentation.

Technically I’m your most active user. I logged in twice by accident.

The only thing missing more than features is the user base.

Still better than the internal tools at my university.

Wrote this review so the page wouldn’t look empty. You’re welcome.

In the future, this app is huge. Right now, it's just lonely and beautiful.

This app changed my life. I used to have hope and dreams. Now I have folders and citations.

Finally, a SaaS product that doesn’t steal my data — mostly because nobody’s using it yet.

This app has everything I didn’t know I needed... mostly because I never opened it.

No bugs, no users, no problem.

Using this app made me realize I know absolutely nothing about research. Thanks, I guess.

Looks great. Functions like a concept. Would recommend for vibes.

Can’t tell if this app helps me work or just gives me more things to organize badly.

10x productivity, 0x user base. Iconic.

Asked the AI to summarize a paper. It ghosted me. Realistic experience tbh.

I’ve seen more action in a dead Trello board.

The design is so minimal, I wasn’t sure if the app was broken or just finished loading.

Watching the user graph flatline has been emotionally enriching — for my business.

They asked for feedback. I gave it. Nothing changed. Classic.

This app will be amazing once someone besides me starts using it.

Zero users, infinite potential. Also, zero documentation.

Technically I’m your most active user. I logged in twice by accident.

The only thing missing more than features is the user base.

Still better than the internal tools at my university.

Wrote this review so the page wouldn’t look empty. You’re welcome.

In the future, this app is huge. Right now, it's just lonely and beautiful.

This app changed my life. I used to have hope and dreams. Now I have folders and citations.

Finally, a SaaS product that doesn’t steal my data — mostly because nobody’s using it yet.

This app has everything I didn’t know I needed... mostly because I never opened it.

No bugs, no users, no problem.

Using this app made me realize I know absolutely nothing about research. Thanks, I guess.

Looks great. Functions like a concept. Would recommend for vibes.

Can’t tell if this app helps me work or just gives me more things to organize badly.

10x productivity, 0x user base. Iconic.

Asked the AI to summarize a paper. It ghosted me. Realistic experience tbh.

I’ve seen more action in a dead Trello board.

The design is so minimal, I wasn’t sure if the app was broken or just finished loading.

Watching the user graph flatline has been emotionally enriching — for my business.

They asked for feedback. I gave it. Nothing changed. Classic.

This app will be amazing once someone besides me starts using it.

Zero users, infinite potential. Also, zero documentation.

Technically I’m your most active user. I logged in twice by accident.

The only thing missing more than features is the user base.

Still better than the internal tools at my university.

Wrote this review so the page wouldn’t look empty. You’re welcome.

In the future, this app is huge. Right now, it's just lonely and beautiful.